Racket Sport Enthusiast Gifts

'Advantage' (Tennis player has huge racket).

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Watch out for his chainsaw serve."

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Winners at tennis, yes - table tennis - no!'

'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

I love Tennis

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Ratminton

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

I love tennis

The Off-Season

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Big advantage!!'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Andre Agassi

Rafael Nadal

Wordplay

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

Dominika Cibulková

I love badminton.