Racket Sport Player Gifts

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Ratminton

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

I love tennis

The Off-Season

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Big advantage!!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

"Care to make it interesting?"

I love badminton.

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

Spider Tennis