Racket Sport Lover Pillows

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Did you win your squash game?"

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

Anyone for tennis?

Tennis

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Ratminton

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."