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"I couldn't find my safety glasses."

'It's deuce - not your advantage, Mr Klutchem...'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I need to tinkle."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Pete Sampras

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Ratminton

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

Mohamed Salah

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"