Racket Sport Lovers Pillows

"I draw the line at Cornichon Ball."

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Ratminton

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Finesse fishing

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

The Off-Season

I love tennis

'Big advantage!!'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Luis Suarez

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'