Racket Sport Lovers Pillows

"I draw the line at Cornichon Ball."

Ratminton

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Finesse fishing

I love tennis

The Off-Season

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Big advantage!!'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Start warming up the lefty.'

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'