Romantic Racket Swingers Gifts

'We met over the net.'

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Big advantage!!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Cricket Lovers

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Andre Agassi

Wordplay

Rafael Nadal

Monica Seles

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

Missing You.

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

Table Tennis