Romantic Racket Swingers Pillows

'We met over the net.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Big advantage!!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Cricket Lovers

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Wordplay

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

Missing You.

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"