Romantic Rivalry Enthusiast Pillows

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Bear Costume

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

Romantic Tree Carving

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Just being proactive."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Fight on the top

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Perfect Match

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'I hate snowboarders!'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'