Romantic Competitor Pillows

On the start position

"Looks like someone is moving in on Bobby's Girl."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Workplace Shinanigans

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"I quit."

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Hat Wars.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

' Love and pole vault'

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

A Man mixing up his sports.