Romantic Competitor Prints

I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five. ?

On the start position

"Looks like someone is moving in on Bobby's Girl."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Workplace Shinanigans

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I quit."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

Hat Wars.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

' Love and pole vault'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'