' Love and pole vault'
Heartfelt Competitor Pillows
Add a splash of encouragement with pillows crafted for passionate competitors. Soft, stylish, and inspiring—perfect for their creative space or relaxing corner.
"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"
'Can our software do that?'
Putin and Zelensky
Tension filled the tent.
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).
"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."
"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"
'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'
Two Players both holding the same cue.
'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'
Danth battle?
Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.
"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."
Workplace Shinanigans
"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."
The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.
The Cricketer and the Golfer
No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.
'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"
Office Competitions
'What a control freak!'
"I quit."
Hat Wars.
'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'
'There goes Finley...turning pro.'
A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.
Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.
Big Guys vs Little Guys
Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man
Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.
Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.
Heartfelt Competitor Pillows Collection
Heartfelt Competitor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate creative competitiveness—perfect for starting their day with a smile or a reminder to enjoy the challenge.
Heartfelt Competitor Prints
Visit our print collection to find inspiring artwork perfect for a creative competitor’s environment—fill their space with motivation and style.
Heartfelt Competitor T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for spirited competitors—bring humor and style to their wardrobe with these fun, motivating designs.