Competition Lover Pillows

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

Office Competitions

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'Who wants to see second prize in the sales contest?'

Horse Riding Trophy

'What a control freak!'

Passengers leaving commercial airlines for charter ones.

"Let it go, Gregg."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'And it's a photo finish!'

Chess players covered in cobwebs

Bubble gum contest winner floating away.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'Oh, SURE! The hare can beat the tortoise nine out of ten times, but the tortoise wins ONCE and all of a sudden it's a fable.'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

When Pole Vaulter's Argue

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

'He's hurt! He's hurt! Keep making fun of his body.'

Sportsperson of the Year!

'Hang on a minute.'

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

"Oh no! A bonafide runner!"

"Sorry, Barnes, but you threw 6 gutterballs, costing us the corporate bowling tournament. Clean out your desk...you're fired."

"That's my medal for having the most medals."

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Big Game Hunter

Seconds before the eternal question was about to be answered.

Technical knockouts

"Quietly confident."

Going for the gold...

Workplace Shinanigans

"Ywhubenqmfpki, Y-W-H-U-B-E-N-Q-M-F-P-K-I, ywhubenqmfpki."

"Are they at it again?"