Fun Competition Lover Pillows

Arm and leg wrestling.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Workplace Shinanigans

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Hat Wars.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"I quit."

Rugby Mad.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Skateboard Olympics.

Eight puns