Fun Competitor Pillows

'Someday I will beat you in a staring contest.'

Skateboard Olympics.

The Victors

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Snail Racing

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

The Unsportables: Relay

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Loser's Podium.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

Tug the Toggle

"Foul!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

"All As. What did you get?"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'