Fun Competitor Mugs

'Someday I will beat you in a staring contest.'

Skateboard Olympics.

The Victors

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Snail Racing

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Unsportables: Relay

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Loser's Podium.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Foul!"

Tug the Toggle

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

Space Hopper Rodeo

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"Tag, you're it!"

"All As. What did you get?"