Colorful Competitor Mugs

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Snail Racing

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Danth battle?

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Painter's Duel.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Skateboard Olympics.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

sale

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Tug the Toggle

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Umbrella fight.

"All As. What did you get?"

Space Hopper Rodeo

Interpretive marathon

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

Competitions.