Colorful Competitor Gifts

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Snail Racing

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Painter's Duel.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Skateboard Olympics.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Tug the Toggle

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

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Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

Interpretive marathon

"All As. What did you get?"

Rugger.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Space Hopper Rodeo

Competitions.