Elegant Competitor Gifts

Victorian Women's Garden Archery Contest

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snail Racing

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Danth battle?

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The Rivalry Begins

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Painter's Duel.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

A Man mixing up his sports.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

"My family clapped louder than your family!"