Elegant Competitor Pillows

Victorian Women's Garden Archery Contest

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snail Racing

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The Rivalry Begins

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Painter's Duel.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

A Man mixing up his sports.