Fashion Competitor Gifts

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Come dine with me!

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Like my new haircut?"

Danth battle?

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Port outbound, starboard home."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

The Aging of Underwear

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Lady imitating fashion

Painter's Duel.

"If they fit, we can return them."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Skateboard Olympics.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"