Fashion Competitor Mugs

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Come dine with me!

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Like my new haircut?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Danth battle?

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Painter's Duel.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Lady imitating fashion

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"If they fit, we can return them."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."