Competitive Dresser Gifts

"No, don't worry about it, it definitely looks better on you."

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

Savory Types

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

The Costumer Is Always Right

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Honey Costume

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Female Boss 6

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Satan

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."