Sexy Dresser Gifts

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Advocado

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Snail Man

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

Savory Types

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives