Sharp Dresser Gifts

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Can you find me something that makes me look like George Clooney?"

'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'I warned you! You mix a power suit coat and pants and you short circuit the vest!'

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

These men are lawyers.......

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Enthusiastic man

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Utility Chic.

The Costumer Is Always Right

Choosing What To Wear.

"Maybe this year..."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns