Chic Dresser Gifts

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

Utility Chic.

Bear Costume

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Great British Eccentrics.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Savory Types

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Honey Costume

Choosing What To Wear.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"Maybe this year..."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I feel a draft."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."