Chic Dresser Gifts

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

Utility Chic.

Bear Costume

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Great British Eccentrics.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Savory Types

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Honey Costume

Put on your Easter bonnet!

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Choosing What To Wear.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Maybe this year..."

"I feel a draft."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."