Stylish Dresser Gifts

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

'I'd recommend you stay away from pear-coloured clothing.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bearded Leftie.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

That every day look.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

Savory Types

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"I feel a draft."

"Maybe this year..."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."