Stylish Dresser Pillows

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

'I'd recommend you stay away from pear-coloured clothing.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bearded Leftie.

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Savory Types

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Maybe this year..."

"I feel a draft."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Closet.