Fashion-forward Dresser Pillows

'I need something that will make me sound as if I've lost weight.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

Savory Types

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Utility Chic.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Honey Costume

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

Choosing What To Wear.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"Maybe this year..."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I feel a draft."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'