Fashion-forward Dresser Gifts

'I need something that will make me sound as if I've lost weight.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

That every day look.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Savory Types

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Honey Costume

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Utility Chic.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

Choosing What To Wear.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I feel a draft."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Maybe this year..."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'