Trendy Dresser Gifts

I'm afraid you have six months, eight at the most. Then you'll be too old to dress like that.

'Hope you've got a skirt on under that belt!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Maybe this year..."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

That every day look.

Savory Types

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I feel a draft."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'