Trendy Dresser Gifts

'Hope you've got a skirt on under that belt!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Maybe this year..."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

That every day look.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Savory Types

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Choosing What To Wear.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I feel a draft."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."