Swanky Dresser Gifts

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Advocado

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Savory Types

"We should start wearing masks."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Casual Thursday

Christmas sweater alternatives

Snail Man

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Spider Web Stocking

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Utility Chic.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

The Costumer Is Always Right