Sporty Dresser Gifts

"I know nothing about yoga. I just like the pants."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

Savory Types

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"I feel a draft."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Maybe this year..."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."