Sporty Dresser Gifts

"I know nothing about yoga. I just like the pants."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

Savory Types

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I feel a draft."

"Maybe this year..."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'