Playful Dresser Gifts

'Grandchildren visiting again, eh?'

"Clearly everybody thinks this guy's the biggest freak in the office."

Beard, socks and sandals.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'No. . . Her Jane and that better not be a thong Jerry!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...'

'It's a twosie!'

Closet.

"I love it when you wear fish nets."

Bear Costume

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Great British Eccentrics.

Advocado

"Beanirrito"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."