Artful Dresser Gifts

"All pointed objects, madam."

Bear Costume

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

The Costumer Is Always Right

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Maybe this year..."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

Bat

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Closet.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them