Artful Dresser T-Shirts

"All pointed objects, madam."

Bear Costume

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Put on your Easter bonnet!

The Costumer Is Always Right

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"Maybe this year..."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Closet.

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Fried Egg

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