Imaginative Dresser T-Shirts

"You know I love that outfit."

Honey Costume

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

The Costumer Is Always Right

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Maybe this year..."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Fried Egg

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Closet.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Bat

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Dragonfly

Tailored mummy outfit.

Tree

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Turtle

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."