Artistic Dresser T-Shirts

It was not Katie's understanding that mirrors should be interpret.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Honey Costume

The Costumer Is Always Right

Utility Chic.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Maybe this year..."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Fried Egg

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Bat

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

A woman holding the globe

Matching Outfits

Tailored mummy outfit.

Tree

Turtle

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Dragonfly

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Is this dress too revealing?

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

Cat