Theatrical Dresser T-Shirts

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."

Killer Executive Suits.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

Dressed for Success!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

The Costumer Is Always Right

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Maybe this year..."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Female Boss 6

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Bat

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Fried Egg