Theatrical Dresser Prints

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."

Killer Executive Suits.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Dressed for Success!

Bear Costume

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

The Costumer Is Always Right

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Maybe this year..."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Female Boss 6

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.