Thematic Dresser T-Shirts

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

The Costumer Is Always Right

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"Maybe this year..."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Fried Egg

Bat

Dragonfly

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

A woman holding the globe

Matching Outfits

Turtle

Tree

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

Cat

Snazzy Tie

Carioca

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess