Comedic Dresser T-Shirts

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Dad in Fashion Meltdown.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

Great British Eccentrics.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

The Costumer Is Always Right

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Maybe this year..."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Fried Egg

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Bat

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

Dragonfly

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

Matching Outfits

Turtle

Tree

A woman holding the globe

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Is this dress too revealing?

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."