Dramatic Dresser T-Shirts

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

The Costumer Is Always Right

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

Savory Types

Honey Costume

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Utility Chic.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Choosing What To Wear.

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

Burlyesque

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Closet.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Satan

Fried Egg

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Bat