Colorful Dresser Gifts

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'You must be the new girl.'

Apres Golf

Snazzy Tie

Carioca

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Advocado

"Beanirrito"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"We should start wearing masks."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Snail Man

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Utility Chic.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Spider Web Stocking

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?