Colorful Dresser Gifts

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'You must be the new girl.'

Apres Golf

Snazzy Tie

Carioca

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Beanirrito"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"We should start wearing masks."

Christmas sweater alternatives

Snail Man

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Spider Web Stocking