Cozy Dresser Gifts

Man in Green Cardigan

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Great British Eccentrics.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

Savory Types

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Utility Chic.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

Choosing What To Wear.

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Maybe this year..."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I feel a draft."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."