Sharp Dressers Gifts

"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

The Costumer Is Always Right

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

"Maybe this year..."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Top Hat

'I warned you! You mix a power suit coat and pants and you short circuit the vest!'

Suits you Sir!

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Know Your Knots!

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Tailored mummy outfit.

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."