Sharp Dressers Pillows

"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Utility Chic.

The Costumer Is Always Right

Choosing What To Wear.

"Maybe this year..."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Tailored mummy outfit.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Know Your Knots!

Suits you Sir!

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Top Hat

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'I warned you! You mix a power suit coat and pants and you short circuit the vest!'

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

A Clothes Lion

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."