Sharp Dresser Enthusiast Pillows

"When I see these guys in their fifteen-hundred-dollar suits and four-hundred-dollar shoes, I think I'm in the wrong business."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

The Costumer Is Always Right

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Satan

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Suits you Sir!

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Top Hat

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'I warned you! You mix a power suit coat and pants and you short circuit the vest!'