Sharp Dresser Enthusiast T-Shirts

"When I see these guys in their fifteen-hundred-dollar suits and four-hundred-dollar shoes, I think I'm in the wrong business."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

The Costumer Is Always Right

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Satan

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Suits you Sir!

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Top Hat

Tree

'I warned you! You mix a power suit coat and pants and you short circuit the vest!'