Quirky Dresser Admirer Pillows

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

Casual Thursday

Snail Man

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Spider Web Stocking

Giant Sale!

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."