Quirky Dresser Appreciator Pillows

Quiet Hospital Zone 'You're under arrest!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Casual Thursday

"We should start wearing masks."

Snail Man

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Savory Types

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Spider Web Stocking

Utility Chic.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Choosing What To Wear.